Heed my warning.

Hello, world! This website was made on a 2560 x 1440 monitor, and will be best viewed on computer.
pages in this site may contain mature themes, vulgar language, flashing imagery, JavaScript, Iframes, Autoplay audio and disturbing content. This is a general warning, specific pages will probably have specific warnings if applicable.
Viewer discretion advised, i am not responsible for your discomfort. Alright?